Welcome to modern Britain – where promises break faster than the economy and integrity’s taken a permanent holiday. The Brokeback Britain tee captures the slow, painful collapse of a country led by clueless clowns and spineless suits.
This isn’t just a T-shirt. It’s a wearable protest. A sarcastic salute to the state of the nation.
🔥 Features:
• Premium heavyweight cotton – because cheap and flimsy is for politicians.
• Unisex fit – because Britain’s downfall doesn’t discriminate.
• Bold, satirical graphic – guaranteed to trigger at least 3 people at Tesco.
• Printed in the UK, ironically more reliable than anything made by Parliament.
📦 Perfect for:
• Election day.
• Pissing off both sides of the aisle.
• Reminding people that satire is now basically journalism.
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Wear it. Rage in it. Reform in it.
👉 You’re not just fed up. You’re dressed for it.
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
