Freeze… and prepare to laugh. The Cold Fuzz tee is a frosty twist on the classic buddy cop genre — except this time, the “partners” are packing more international tension than your nan’s Christmas dinner table.
With razor-sharp artwork, moody icy tones, and just the right dose of political parody, this shirt is perfect for anyone who enjoys dark humour, cult film references, and winding up the easily offended.
Why you’ll love it:
• Ultra-soft cotton blend – comfy enough for stakeouts or sofa marathons
• Bold, detailed print that’ll survive more washes than most government promises
• Guaranteed to start conversations… and possibly a few arguments
• Unisex fit – because sarcasm suits everyone
Wear it to the pub, wear it to a protest, or wear it while bingeing dodgy cop films — just don’t wear it if you’re allergic to attention.
🔥 Limited run – once it’s gone, it’s gone.
📦 Ships direct to your door.
👉 Grab yours now: Cold Fuzz is waiting for backup.
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
