Part Gollum. Part Trump. Fully deranged.
This tee captures the president in full fantasy meltdown mode — hunched, wigged, and whispering sweet nothings to the files he definitely isn’t hiding.
Whether he’s muttering “fake news” or “they’re MY preciousss”, one thing’s certain: those documents aren’t seeing daylight.
💼 Includes zero transparency. Just like the files.
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
