He promised no tax rises. He promised integrity.
He even promised to stand by his promises.
But every press conference, that wooden nose grows longer than the NHS waiting list.
This tee takes a jab at Britain’s most flexible politician — flexible in morals, memory, and manifestos.
A parody of power. A tribute to broken pledges. A T-shirt for those who’ve had enough of being lied to in high definition.
One rule: the more he talks, the longer it gets.
Add to basket before the next U-turn.
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
